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		<title>&#8220;Blue Screens&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 03:20:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mark Russinovich writes his blog posts for people who want to get REALLY deep into the causes of computer problems.  But today, he posted something that is a little on the “fun” side as well.  “Blue Screens” in Designer Colors with One Click markrussinovich 11 Jan 2011 12:15 PM Comments 0 My last blog post [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mark Russinovich writes his blog posts for people who want to get REALLY deep into the causes of computer problems.  But today, he posted something that is a little on the “fun” side as well. </p>
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<h5>“Blue Screens” in Designer Colors with One Click</h5>
<p><a href="http://blogs.technet.com/members/markrussinovich/"><img src="http://blogs.technet.com/utility/anonymous.gif" alt="" /></a> <a href="http://blogs.technet.com/members/markrussinovich/">markrussinovich</a></p>
<p>11 Jan 2011 12:15 PM</p>
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<p>My <a href="http://blogs.technet.com/b/markrussinovich/archive/2010/12/14/3374820.aspx">last blog post</a> described how to use local kernel debugging to change the colors of the Windows crash screen, also known as the “blue screen of death”. No doubt many of you thought that showing off a green screen of death or red screen of death to your friends and family would be fun, but the steps involved too complicated.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://blogs.technet.com/b/markrussinovich/archive/2011/01/11/3379158.aspx">“Blue Screens” in Designer Colors with One Click &#8211; Mark&#8217;s Blog &#8211; Site Home &#8211; TechNet Blogs</a></p>
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		<title>&#8220;We&#8217;re Sorry&#8221;?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You would think that a company like Microsoft could come up with a better answer for a search on an error than: We&#8217;re sorry There is no additional information about this issue in the Error and Event Log Messages or Knowledge Base databases at this time. You can use the links in the Support area [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You would think that a company like Microsoft could come up with a better answer for a search on an error than:</p>
<blockquote><p>We&#8217;re sorry</p>
<p>There is no additional information about this issue in the Error and Event Log Messages or Knowledge Base databases at this time. You can use the links in the Support area to determine whether any additional information might be available elsewhere.</p>
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<p>Thank you for searching on this message; your search helps us identify those areas for which we need to provide more information.</p>
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